Beauty Rest Pillows
Oklahoma Summer, 2014
Asmo
We found the person who does the 12 disciples all at once! 'Beauty Rest'During the early morning hours, a female sounding voice calls into the KAPB apartments and starts a full fan-fare with very little understanding as to just what the words were. After a few rounds of verbal action it was resolved that the CEO of Beauty Rest was the person who was conducting the invasion. Beauty Rest Spa Pillows is a division of Simmons Bedding Company from Atlanta, Georgia. With the further understanding by the space station disciples, twelve in all, that the person to whom they were taking orders from was not Senator Horton, but the former University of Oklahoma cheerleader named Melissa Willsson...spelt with two 's'.
During the night, and after a family picnic, the dog throw-up, urinated, and pooped in 12 different areas around one KAPB person's home. With an asmo confession by Beauty Rest, that night time rest aid demon has been located. For Ever Thereafter, the U.S. Military was called to the area, and the mess began to overt.
Again, the Stoops gang was involved. They in turn made the dog vomit up another pile of picnic bone fragments, but this last one also had blood in the mucus. Opium dealers have no mercy!