July 7, 2012

'Aliens On Us': Bagged the Bugger

'Aliens On Us'
Bagged the Bugger
Oklahoma  7/7/12

With very little surprise to KAPB, the Roman Catholic Church (RCC) here in Oklahoma drove a nail into the heart of Christians when they announced that it was RCC who had put the creepy device into the leg of Kara Aghijlar, a KAPB editor.

In the form of a threat, RCC dove into the State of Oklahoma like a buzzard after dead pry. The issue of slavery was the main issue and thumb decompression alien leg bomb became the center of attention. Overt suggestions were then made by RCC to which, "this same method" was used in the bombing of the Federal Courthouse in Oklahoma City in 1998.

The alien bug device is located in the left leg's main artery. As the temperaments on both sides heated up, the alien leg device itself began to jostle leading authorities to believe the threats by the Roman Catholic Church were for real.

It is with the understanding that their statement would be posted on KAPB's Plutonium that the church's bishop backed off due to the no confidentiality clause by the Oklahoma State Authorities. The State of Oklahoma and Miss Aghijlar pressed legal charges.


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